![]() ![]() Put in the hard work on the practice pitch. After all, Nuffle’s cruel bastard when She’s not playing tricks on you. Take your one-forty what’s left and invest it in the hard team training that’ll allow you to have things that would normally not go your way to go your way (Editor’s Note … re-rolls. But take it from a championship-winning gaffer: they’re not worth it unless you have piles of gold you can’t get rid of. Some might even be howling in rage because of what I just said. Now, most of my compatriots are probably howling in rage right now. They’re just too unreliable for a serious coach like me. That’s a pretty big chunk of change for a dolt that’ll blow a hole in your own defensive line by going stupid on ya. Agents will insist on nothing less than 115,000 to hire one. If you’re gonna get one, make sure it’s trained. The next big question to address is the Troll. “Eight-sixty! Eight-sixty! Ya got one-forty left, Boss. “Two-seventy, boss, that’s another two-seventy.”īy the Cruel Gods I hate eager Goblins! What is it in total? I hired six of ’em so that I can have an extra one on the bench. ![]() ![]() ![]() They’re tougher and will stay in the game longer. But don’t just hire any Gobbo off the cavern floor. Sure, regular Goblins are cheap and vicious, even if they can be a bit useless. The Accounts Goblin’s screaming, “Five-ninety, five-ninety!” So I’m reliably told that leaves you just shy of 600,000. They break easy and you don’t actually want too many of ’em out of the game or you’ll find yourself in trouble. And let’s say you don’t get that stroke of bad luck, what then? Well, late on in the game, you might decide to use your Apo on a Goblin. Yeah, they can wear a lot of heavy armour but you only gotta have one stroke of bad luck and a lad you paid handsomely for isn’t so handsome any more. I’ve already said, Black Orcs isn’t cheap so you gotta protect your investment. Yeah, you heard me, it’s worth the guild rate of 50,000. So much so, I come to my first real point of controversy. Yeah, I know, that’s, like a lot of gold … hang on, my Accounts Goblin is tallying the figures … 540,000 gold of your starting million gone just like that. You can negotiate with ’em all you like, but their agents aren’t going to let them play for anybody for less than 90,000. You should expect to blow half your budget on the greedy bullies. Really, it shouldn’t be a secret that a Black Orc team’s core has to be its Black Orcs. Sorry, I nearly had to throttle one of my Goblin scribes just there. So here’s the secret with building your team:ĭon’t build your team around the Goblins. So, in my time as a coach, one key thing I learned was people are thick as bricks, so you gotta explain everything, even the stupidest little thing. Thank Gork I was flush from signing that contract with Blood Bowl Strategies and could actually afford it. The initial investment was limited to a cool million gold pieces. Because my Maulers were set to start league play I’ll break down for you the line-up I went with. Most of the prestigious tournaments that offer the biggest coffers of winnings usually have a higher limit, trying to attract the better and more popular teams. A lotta leagues have a strict limit on what you can spend on a new team, usually a million gold pieces. If you wanna coach a Black Orc team, you’ve gotta go and hire the players. ![]()
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